Spike:My soul is wrapped in harsh repose            Midnight descends in raven-coloured clothes            But soft. Behold! A sunlight beam            Cutting a swath of glimmering gleam            My heart expands, ‘tis grown a bulge in it            Inspired by your beauty…effulgent. Audience: (standing ovation)Yeah! That was great, man! Spike:Thank you. That was for Cecily. All right. This next one’s called,             “The Wanton Folly of Me Mum”.
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Spike:My soul is wrapped in harsh repose

           Midnight descends in raven-coloured clothes

           But soft. Behold! A sunlight beam

           Cutting a swath of glimmering gleam

           My heart expands, ‘tis grown a bulge in it

           Inspired by your beauty…effulgent.

Audience: (standing ovation)Yeah! That was great, man!

Spike:Thank you. That was for Cecily. All right. This next one’s called,

            “The Wanton Folly of Me Mum”.

Giles: “I have a soul. I have a conscience. I am a human being. Ooh, stop the car.” [chasing Professor Walsh]”GRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH” “…right, let’s go then.”
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Giles: “I have a soul. I have a conscience. I am a human being. Ooh, stop the car.”

[chasing Professor Walsh]”GRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH”

“…right, let’s go then.”

[Xander and Anya are kissing passionately and making everyone very uncomfortable] Buffy: [softly] Did you know about this? Giles: No. Unless I blocked it from my memory, much as I will Xander’s vigorous use of his tongue. [Giles takes off his glasses and cleans them on his shirt] Buffy: [shocked] Is that why you’re always cleaning your glasses? So you won’t have to see what we’re doing? Giles: Tell no one.
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[Xander and Anya are kissing passionately and making everyone very uncomfortable]

Buffy: [softly] Did you know about this?

Giles: No. Unless I blocked it from my memory, much as I will Xander’s vigorous use of his tongue.

[Giles takes off his glasses and cleans them on his shirt]

Buffy: [shocked] Is that why you’re always cleaning your glasses? So you won’t have to see what we’re doing?

Giles: Tell no one.

Giles: “You know what gets me? This is what gets me. Twenty years I’ve been fighting demons. Maggie Walsh and her Nancy Ninja boys come in, six months later the demons are pissing themselves with fear. They never even noticed me.” Ethan: “Who’s Maggie Walsh?” Giles: “Oh, she’s awful. She said I was an absent male role model. Absent, my ass. But, I’m twice the man she is.” Ethan: “You know, you’re really very attractive.” Giles: “Hmmm?”
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Giles: “You know what gets me? This is what gets me. Twenty years I’ve been fighting demons. Maggie Walsh and her Nancy Ninja boys come in, six months later the demons are pissing themselves with fear. They never even noticed me.”


Ethan: “Who’s Maggie Walsh?”


Giles: “Oh, she’s awful. She said I was an absent male role model. Absent, my ass. But, I’m twice the man she is.”


Ethan: “You know, you’re really very attractive.”


Giles: “Hmmm?”

Giles: “I’m glad to see you’ve recovered from your psychic encounter more or less intact. Feel up to some training?” Buffy: “Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you’re not too busy having sex with my mother!” Giles: [walks into a tree]
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Giles: “I’m glad to see you’ve recovered from your psychic encounter more or less intact. Feel up to some training?”

Buffy: “Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you’re not too busy having sex with my mother!”

Giles: [walks into a tree]

Xander: “Who’s a little fear demon? Come on, who’s a little fear demon?”Giles: “Don’t taunt the fear demon.”Xander: “Why, can he hurt me?”Giles: “No, it’s just… tacky.”
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Xander: “Who’s a little fear demon? Come on, who’s a little fear demon?”
Giles: “Don’t taunt the fear demon.”
Xander: “Why, can he hurt me?”
Giles: “No, it’s just… tacky.”